I am sitting in the lobby of University Tire & Auto Center in Charlottesville, waiting for a diagnosis as to why my car's electrical system has collapsed. (I am hoping it is just a dead battery.) To pass the time, I have reviewed the search terms that brought the last 4,000 visitors to this blog and discovered, once again, odd and inexplicable examples of Googling.
After several other explorations of these phenomena, I have decided to retire -- at least for the moment -- substantial reflection on the numerous searches for nude, shirtless, or circumcised celebrities, or inquiries regarding the size of their genitalia. I am still struck, however, by the persistence of the rumor that actor Daniel Radcliffe ("Harry Potter") is or will be attending the University of Virginia (though you will note there is a new variation on this one, since people are now trying to find out if he has matriculated at Virginia Commonwealth University -- perhaps a judgment that Daniel was reaching too high with regard to UVa?).
Here, in alphabetical order, are the most recent illustrations of perplexing words and phrases that drove people here from Google, Yahoo, Ask.com, AOL, Dogpile, and other search engines:
aaron carter's sex drive is highOf all these, the one that strikes me as the oddest and most inscrutable is "fried fish gay sex." Is this some kind of fetish that has heretofore had no proponents? Is it an expression of multiple hungers? Is there a restaurant somewhere in the world with a unique menu? Someone, please, tell me.
catholic male masturbators
Corigliano + Flintstones
dick cheney dances at national press luncheon
don ameche and log cabin republicans
fried fish gay sex
harry potter going to virginia commonwealth university
lsd AND "history of the american flag" "stars and stripes"
naughty medieval limericks
"other uses" viagra
Petition to have candidate removed from ballet Maryland template
ronald reagan's library and fundraising and assortment of foods
"Ron Paul" circumcision
"r. steven landes" idiot
star wars nursing scrubs
thought of son as a fellator
tony danza gay male prostitute
was pope benedict ix gay?
where to buy bongs charlottesville
why are gays always shirtless?
will they ever let the cowsills sing at fenway again